Humanised products

Hi there! I'm Barney Blog. Meet my friends: each one a non-human product but given human features in an attempt to endear them to you, the consumer. Bookmark my page and free the little fellas from their sad, static, permagrinning state and into the big wide world.

Name: Jon Dennis

I'm a Guardian journalist, musician, and probably a lot of other things besides.

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